This Essay Breaks the Law - Michael Crichton OpEd

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• Paris' DUI Pinch a Boost to Party Image

  Thu Sep 7, 2006
  • Driving under the Influence of Being Paris Hilton.... I like it!

• Bengals' Palmer Throws 3 TDs in Return

  Mon Aug 28, 2006
  • WHO DEY! (I've had my daughter saying that since she was 1 1/2 years old. :)

• Jazz Trumpeter Maynard Ferguson Dies

  Thu Aug 24, 2006
  • Godspeed, Maynard. (I had a chance to see him last year and got stuck at work. Sigh.)

• Dinky Pluto Loses Its Status As Planet

  Thu Aug 24, 2006
  • My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos. I can't take credit for it, but it works just as well.

• Dinky Pluto Loses Its Status As Planet

  Thu Aug 24, 2006
  • "He started feeling on the trees... he then said, we on Pluto. I said how did you know? And he says, BECAUSE OF THE BARK, DUMMY!" R.I.P. that joke. :(

• 'Snakes' Has Little Bite at Box Office

  Sun Aug 20, 2006
  • At work on Friday, people were predicting $35, $45, even $50 million. I told them to never count on the Internet. Sure enough, for every 10 people who said "OH I GOTTA SEE THIS OPENING NIGHT", 9 of them then said "Oh wait, I can't go, there's a raid I gotta be in on WoW."

• Former Teacher Claims He Killed JonBenet

  Wed Aug 16, 2006
  • I agree. Not only was it a murder of a really young child, but it opened up real converstation on those Child Pageants.

• September 11 -- what year? 30 percent of Americans don't know

  Thu Aug 10, 2006
  • I think it was meant to be a joke. Europeans typically write their dates as DD/MM/YYYY.

• U.S. Pins Wiener-Eating Hopes on Chestnut

  Sun Jul 2, 2006
  • Oh, fer Pete's sake. NEWS FLASH: People Forget about World Going to Hell, Have "Fun".

• NASA to Try Again for Space Shuttle Launch

  Sat Jul 1, 2006
  • Bummer.